(Translation by Dawn Sanada)

 

Currently, the Youja World time is exactly midnight. Heh heh hea haha

 

Currently, the Youja World time is twelve midnight and 10 seconds. Heh heh hea haha

 

Currently, the Youja World time is twelve midnight and 20 seconds. Heh heh hea hahaaa!

 

Currently, the Youja World time is twelve midnight and 30 seconds. Ha ha ha ha-haaa!!!

 

I'm an idiot.